10 Reasons I Don’t Date Jamaican Men

Disclaimer :”This is for entertainment purposes . Any resemblance to actual persons proves that I am right.
If you can’t handle the heat stay out of the kitchen.
  1. Dating:

    The word date does not exist in the vocabulary of most Jamaican men, only to the extent when it involves a bed. They always want to be invited over for “breakfast, lunch or dinner” and they usually do not mean food . The concept of just really dating is lost to them .When a Jamaican man approaches a woman, the words that come out of his mouth usually insinuate sex,sex and more sex

    JM: mi woulda like fi “know” you


    JM: you look good mi woulda like fi sample that or

    JM: you can wine, a wonda if a so you wine pon it

    …need I say more

    Besides Jamaican men won’t spend any money on any fancy dinner unless you consider meeting at KFC a fancy dinner. Romance …no ..”Sexmance”..yes

  2. Vagina Conquerors:

    Most Jamaican men are like flies to feces. Everything “dem see”in a dress, pants, or mini skirt , once they are convinced it is a woman and there is a vagina between her legs, dem tun “ leggo beast.” On top of that, they believe they are God’s gift to women and a woman is therefore missing out on the “ Wonderful World of Wonka” if they do not surrender to such advances.

  3. Penis:


    I am a tiny girl with a tiny vagina and therefore cannot accommodate the unusually large penises that many Jamaican men are equipped with.

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    Rough Sex:

    These large size penises are oftentimes inserted with most women bent in “S’s” or having to undertake the “six thirty” maneuver. My back is unable to accommodate such abuse. Additionally, there is too much daggering involved in the whole process. They constantly have to be in control so that they can twist and turn the woman much to their satisfaction. Sex with a Jamaican man lacks passion and it is more of a battle than anything else.

  5. Wife Beater:

    The need to be a macho man or domineering filters down into abusive relationships. Jamaican men believe they own their women and are extemely possessive and jealous and just simply “love fi beat ooman”

  6. Cheating:

     According to Beenie Man “ Man fi hav nuff gal and gal inna bundle”. I do not want “nuff AIDS inna bundle” because Jamaican men oftentimes do not practice safe sex while they are on their many conquests.

  7. Browning Phenomenon:

     Jamaican men rank the browning as the highest prey and will therefore diss the darker skin girl for that which they think is the prettiest, usually the lighter skin shade especially when it involves “wifey positions”. They are simply mentally enslaved.

  8. Sperm Donors :

    Dem dont mind dem pickney full stop..

  9. Liars and Tief: Jamaican men have perfected lying down to the T. If a Jamaican man says” him soon cum back, him jus a gudung the road” , don’t wait. him not coming back for now. Jamaican men will tief “it” while you sleep.

  10. Hide their true sexuality: A lot of Jamaican men are undercover bisexuals or homosexuals, believe it or not!No woman wants that kind of surprise. Due to the homophobic nature of the society , many bisexual or homosexual men are marrying women merely to mask the true nature of their sexuality.

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