10 Facebook “Don’ts” For Some Women…Ladies Excluded!
1) Yu nuh affi post bout yu beautiful an cute, wi know ugly wen wi seet.
BEAUTY IS INSIDE OUT SWEETIE!
2) Yu nuh affi post bout yu “on fleek”, wi know bout fashion from Michelle Obama and a few others online…like so an so an so.
NOT EVERYTHING FITS YOUR BODY TYPE OR ARE THE RIGHT ACCESSORIES
3) Nuh talk bout education wen yu keep mixing up “your and you’re”…”their and they’re”…an spell di university yu claim sey yu go, wrong
A DUNCE MAY NOT KNOW AN EDUCATED PERSON BY LANGUAGE BUT AN EDUCATED PERSON NEVER MISSES A DUNCE!
4) Nuh talk bout Babe, Bae and Honey wen him on 7 different woman timeline as di same ting
IF YOU MEAN ANYTHING TO HIM, HE’LL OWN YOU ONLINE TOO…RELAX!
5) Nuh post food online wen you nuh kno nutten bout presentation, fa wi also notice di dutty plate dem an di dutty stove
NASTINESS IS MORE THAN WHAT’S SERVED!
6) If yu keep liking and commenting “lol” “dwl” “mi bady” an nobody else nuh get di joke, wi know sey yu eida a tek di man or a look him
YOUR SEXUAL INVOLVEMENT IS PERSONAL, NOT FOR ONLINE PREVIEW!
7) Don’t post yu breakups online fah nobody nuh sorry fi yu…jus stop change man suh often an yu will bi fine: 12 months don’t require 12 changes!
YOUR BODY IS A TEMPLE, TREAT IT AS SUCH!
8) Stop post naked pichoz online fa yu own fren dem copy an share dem, calling you all kinda names and smiling in your face.
NAKED IS FOR BABY ONLY! THE ONE WE MEN CALL BABY IN THE BEDROOM. NOT ONLINE!
9) Wen yu lef a man, setting new standards is not about getting another man fi pay fi yu hair an nails! It’s about not selling yourself short.
SELF WORTH BABY, SELF WORTH!
10) Get a dyam life fah Facebook nuh real!
YOUR REALITY MUST NEVER BE INFLUENCED BY PEOPLE WHO DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU OR CARE ABOUT YOU!
NOW LET’S SEE WHO BRAVE ENOUGH FI SHARE DIS YAH!
A Bad G sey suh enuh! – @ I am Lyle PurpleHeart ( Facebook )
Oakley Lyle is an author and poet – Visit his Facebook Page HERE
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